Gmail ’s newemail intervention campaignis about as precious as a baby with a kitten . Oh , it ’s so wanted ! Look , Google , I get it . You ’re very apt ! But you ’ve really take to cut out all the twee B.S.
have ’s see what we ’ve got here . Professorial character speaking in an obviously stilted timbre for ironic event ? correspond . Ironic Ozzie and Harriet - style circa- fifties advertising music ? Check . Unexpected ironic rambunctiousness from otherwise anodyne Valium - monger ? ascertain . It ’s so endearing ! It makes my ovaries just ache !
Look , I get it , Gmail is great . But I ’m not staging an “ intervention , ” and you know it . I ’d be an Eastern Samoa to do that .
Google , you make a web military service that help oneself people communicate . It work very well . advertize that . It does n’t have to be cute . It does n’t have to be self-satisfied .
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I ’m dating myself , but do you remember theElephant 6 collective ? It was made up of bands like Neutral Milk Hotel and Apples in Stereo and Olivia Tremor Control and Of Montreal ? They were not bad ! And they made some of the best medicine of the late 90 and other 00s .
Yet they too were so very aggressively cagey . The sharply surprising arrangement from aggressively unexpected instrumental role , sometimes engender to the point that you were just , like : Okay ! I get it ! Enough with the flugelhorn , already !
And , for literal , Google , enough with the flugelhorn already . Enough with the fluegelhorn .
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