Father of the Church , mesh up your daughter . Sysadmins , reduce your email filters . The societal menace knight the “ Spam King ” is back on the streets . A freed man , responsible for 10 trillion undesirable messages during his sovereignty of terror . Has he reform ? Hard to say .
What ’s certain , however , is thatRobert Solowayabout to inscribe an existence of sheer inferno — ineffective to risk violating his probation by transport bulk electronic mail , a dwindling lifetime of ego - flagellation by manner of ml - less emails look him . Having a dinner party ? Each node invited individually . Maybe he ’s looking for a novel flat — tough shit ! No bombarding friend with plea for assistance . Three year in prison will experience like a handjob from an angel compared to the agony of individual - recipient messaging . And he deserve no less , giant that he was ( is ) .
And yet … could he be headed for relapse ? Despite the Word of God of contrition above , recidivism seems possible : “ I ’ve never log onto Facebook before but I get wind it ’s nice . In terms of e - ring armor , Facebook has it built in . ”
you may almost see his pupils dialating in delectation , lip quivering , fingers itching . Facebook . The goldmine . An Elysian Field of fleeceable idiots . C1@L1 $ , V1@GR4 — it wo n’t hawk itself . He yearns for it . He ca n’t contain himself . The Spam King will seek his crown once more .
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