My first chemical reaction to this was , “ Ah , turquoise oculus shadower — that ’s so Yetro * . And she ’s been courageous enough to team up it with a tangerine leisure top — truly , this woman should be working for Lindsay Lohan as a hairdresser , not as ‘ Lindsay Lohan ’ in a flavour - alikes representation . ”
And then the industrial - grad LSD wear off and slowly , through the haze of Tuesday - morning reality , I realized that something had to be done about the Feel Bright Light Sun Visor . Here ’s why .
You have Seasonal Affective Disorder . You feel low , you feel depressed . So you go to the Hollywood Gadget online storage and you order yourself the sunvisor with built - in photosynthetic light to cheer yourself up . It costs you $ 199.95 and give you 30 minutes of light therapy each time you practice it . It makes you feel good . It makes you feel so good that you decide to wear off it when you ’re out and about , on the street , in the work , take the air the detent , even on a particular date .
Gradually , however , you note that wherever you go you hear the faint speech sound of sniggering . Your ear call up with the mocking replication of strangers , and the strain is thick with their barbarous , near - silent taunts . People are express mirth at you for a plethora of intellect . Perhaps it is the tangerine leisure time top you corrupt in sartorial court to the daughter in the Light Therapy ads that is the posterior of their mirth . It may have something to do with the fact that your Canis familiaris is bust one too . And did you not bring one along for your escort to wear at Taco Bell last week ? Perhaps they really do cogitate that you are Lindsay Lohan , not just ‘ Lindsay Lohan ’ .
But let ’s be honest with ourselves , shall we ? They are laughing at you wearing your Feel Bright Light headgear . Whoever thought this one up , well , buddy , I give you full mark for inventiveness , but that ’s as far as it goes . It may go far in the battle against insomnia , jet lag , shift - variety fatigue duty and winter blue devils , but anyone who wears this is an instant also-ran in the style stakes . And we wo n’t even mention saneness , will we ?
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