I just played Poison ’s " Talk Dirty To Me " 17 times in a row onGuitar Hero III . We gotLegends of Rockfor the Wii for Christmas and I think I have a problem . I mastered the easy setting mightily away and was so proud of myself . I ’m now prove to master the voiceless setting . I hop average . I laughed at average , in reality . ' A wizard like me does n’t need mass medium , ' I thought . And now I ’ve just listen to a Bret Michaels impersonator 17 times in a row . It ’s disgusted , really .

Side bank bill : A ally of mine hat the secret plan because he thinks that it ’s prison term kids could be spend learning to play the material guitar . I get that ; I really do . But I will oppose myself by saying that I do fuck how to roleplay the real guitar ( not well , but that ’s beside the stage ) .

Just last night , we went over to a friend ’s planetary house to playRock Bandon the Playstation 3 . Guess what ? I ’m a prognostication on the drums , too . At least on easy . I adjudicate to move up to medium on one of my favorite songs ( When You Were Young by the Killers ) and I just flush it it . I intend , royally .

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To make this a real post and not just " look at what a loser I am , " let ’s talk about the account behind the plot .

was inspired by an arcade game that has been around since 1998 -

GuitarFreaks . GuitarFreaks

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was ( and is ) especially pop in Japan . It can sync up with another colonnade plot called DrumMania so a " band " can be form . The budget to lend

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to life on a telecasting console table was a mere $ 1 million . The ( comparatively ) pocket-size investment paid off , expectant time : as of September , the first Guitar Hero alone had sell 1.5 million copies .

Harmonix Music Systems , the company that develop the game , quick realized what a smash hit they had on their hands and announced in April 2006 thatGuitar Hero IIwould be hitting storage the follow October . It was an even bigger hit - 3.1 million copy sell as of December 17 .

So , hello , Guitar Hero IIIwas a no - brainer . Aficionados may observe differences between III and the two preceding title - that ’s because it was n’t made by the same company . Harmonix , the company that made the first two , was purchased by MTV . Development of the plot moved to a caller called Neversoft . Do n’t yell for Harmonix , though - they start to makeRock Band , which is doing highly well in its own right hand . deal thatRock Bandjust came out on November 20 , it ’s fairly impressive that it has already sold almost 400,000 copies . It ’s rumored to be come out for the Wii … I can only desire .

Now is the part where you make me feel better about my new obsession . order me about yourGuitar Heroexperiences . And if you are addicted , what songs do you rock the most on ? What song would you like to see onGuitar Hero IV ? ( You have it away there ’s going to be one . )

Now , if you ’ll excuse me , faux Bret Michaels is calling my name . Got ta go .