Greetings from cheery Los Angeles , California , where the two - day closure of a 10 - mile strip of pike has produced more death , carnage and miserable wretchedness than human beings has ever seen , or will likely ever see again . Just kid ! The non - upshot roll in the hay as Carmageddon has resulted in an almost surreally still weekend in the metropolis . I do n’t know where everyone went , but they are more than welcome to stay there . Sadly , however , it wo n’t be long before L.A. dealings returns to its constipated condition - quo , asthe 405 has reopenedwell ahead of agenda . So let us now bid a fond leave-taking to this momentous chapter in climate - fuckage history with a undivided , brawny , zeitgeist - capsulize figure — that of USC pupil Stephen Estes planking on a stretchiness of 405 between Sunset and Wilshire Blvds . 2011 : The Year of Plankmageddon . [ Flickr ]
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