Celebrities endorsing product in unearthly , non - sensical combinations is n’t anything raw . Ozzy Osbourne , for instance , hocked I Ca n’t conceive It ’s Not Butter , and Kiss require you to rest for eternity in your very ownKiss Kasket . But those were the sullen ages . The dawn of the smartphone gave celebs an even easy , more internal way to make indisputable we never forget who they are and that they ’re still famous , so help us god .
Yes , the mobile app — with its many potential mannequin , purposes , and lacks thereof — has given today ’s celebs a bit too much freedom in all their ego - promoting glory . Here are some of the more absurd incarnations to have come from these ever - unholy Union .
Smize Yourself by Tyra Banks: Let Tyra teach you to smize (or smile with your eyes) as she cheers you on and turns you into something resembling an anime character with its chin in a vise. You’re beautiful now. $1/iOS
WWE Presents: Rockpocalypse by Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson: Eat pie, get tattoos, and fight your way through the virus-infected zombies plaguing The Rock’s latest movie set because, just in case you forgot, he’s in movies. Go see his movies. Free/iOS, Android
It’s Britney! by Britney Spears: Get as close to Britney as you can without a restraining order. Insert her into your photos; scroll through galleries of vintage, modern, and deconstructionist Britney; and shake your phone to hear those three little words for which we all ache: “It’s Britney, Bitch.” $2/iOS
iSamJackson by Samuel L. Jackson: Customize your own absurdly elaborate, studio-recorded Sam Jackson soundboard to advise, encourage, and verbally berate you at your every whim. $1/iOS
Be Like Lil’ Wayne by Lil’ Wayne: Step into Weezy’s shoes and cover your favorite selfies with all the tattoos and bling you can bare. Because a photo of your baby is fun, but a photo of your baby covered in gang signs is timeless. $2/iSO
Ask The Hoff by David Hasselhoff: Knight Rider himself recorded exclusive audio for the app so you can have his sage advice every time you shake your phone. And if you’re spending $2 on this, you’ll want all the help you can get. $2/Android
ICP by Insane Clown Posse: Get all the latest ICP info, and set your location to discover and chat with ready and willing Juggalo(ette)s in your area. Because the Faygo can’t love us back. $2/iOS, Android
Shatoetry by William Shatner: Not gifted with a pen? Let Captain Kirk be your muse. He’ll recite the words, and you’ll choose which get that extra emphasis. Your crappy poetry never sounded so good/over-acted. $1/iOS
Top Image : Shutterstock / Svitlana Kataieva
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