You might ’ve hear a mistletoe - tally drone ( shop at by TGI Friday ’s ) come out up in your Facebook feed this hebdomad . This idea is both dumb and unoriginal . Some God Almighty - types deployed a mistletoe bourdon in San Francisco last year . That was cute . This is a merchandising stunt .
The idea of flying a drone around a restaurant , however , is n’t altogether terrible . So I came up with seven musical theme for droning - driven restaurant experience that are both more fun and more productive than some chain ’s attempt at viral selling . In no particular order …
Mozzarella Stick Drone
This is a no - brainer . Why fell Viscum album around — before Thanksgiving!—and make stranger buss each other while they ’re trying toget down with some mozz sticks . Why not deliver more mozz joystick ? It ’s basically the same concept except the eating house would tie deliciously gooey rods of cheese to the drone instead of a false plantthat ’s possibly poisonous .
Beer Drone
This ideahas actually been examine . It ’s been testedmany times , in fact . Much like the mozzarella stick monotone project , the restaurant would practice the drone to deliver refreshing beers to hungry customers . You could even string up a six - pack for maximal enjoyment . The kissing part of the evening will take care of itself .
Edible Drone
Now we ’re getting nice and creative . Last workweek , we saw a biodegradable drone made out of mushroomsthat will decomposeif it ever crashes and ca n’t be find . This makes me believe that it would be whole potential to make a drone out of edible materials — mushroom-shaped cloud or otherwise — and the eating place could just set ashore on the damned table . BOOM : a moveable fiesta .
Bartending Drone
Now we ’re getting really creative . If a robotic bartendercan work on a sail ship , there ’s no rationality it ca n’t handle glad time of day at Friday ’s . While the beer poke would just delivery ready - made beer , this dawdler would actually mix cocktails — somehow . It would probably take a little bit of canny programming and a lot of foam paddingto protect the patron . But the kids will have it away it .
Valet Drone
What ’s the bad thing about blend to restaurants ? feel a parking spotlight when you ’re hungry . You know what this is not a job in astonishing earned run average of drone . Let a pilotless aircraft do it for you . Just pull up to the curb , bag your keys , and discover your sustenance . A poke would lift the car up and carry it to an empty parking spot . It sounds farfetched . But honestly , you progress a monotone with enough rotors , andit can pick up anything .
Bathroom Attendant Drone
What ’s the other bad matter about kick the bucket to restaurants ? pick up newspaper towels by yourself . That ’s what john attendants are for , but who break to eatery with toilet attendee any more ? ( Actually , this asshole does , and he gets them fired , too . ) No problem . A drone can do it . Due to the touchy nature of hand lost world towels , this job would require a very finespun drone . Luckily , very delicate dronesare all the rage lately .
Check Delivery Drones
Delivery dronesbecame the original obtuse drone marketing stuntnearly a year ago . There ’s a vague chance that pitch drones could become a reality , so it shit sense to do a trial run on a scale of measurement that ’s small than a urban center . How about a restaurant ? ! The bank check bringing ’s always awkward for everyone . Why not program a fly robot to do it alternatively ? !
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